School Jokes

The child comes home from



his first day at school


Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"

The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."











The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"


"None," answered little Norman.

"None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic."

"Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"












Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?


Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.

Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?




Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow